An elderly man died and after standing in line at the gates to Heaven he finally gets his chance to talk to Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. When asked his name the man couldn't remember, so Saint peter asked him a few questions and the man still couldn't recall his name. Just then Jesus approached and said...

 "Hi Pete, whats happining?"

"I've got this man here and he can't remember his name, I can't let him in without checking to see if he's on the list"

Jesus replied "Let me give it a try",  "Do you remember anything from your life that wil help us identify you?"

The man replied " Well I do remember I had a son and I do recall he seemed to have nails in his hands"

Jesus threw his arms wide and exclaimed "DAD"

The man rushed forward for a hug and shouted out "PINOCCHIO"